1) Never trust a duck. A duck will bite you then shit in the kitchen.
2) Don't let the dog near the donkey. The donkey will be defiled. Gross, I know...
3) Roosters have surpassed mosquitos for the title of most obnoxious animal.
4) There is no such thing as a completely waterproof tent. bah!
5) Don't even bother trying to wash off the dirt, it's permanent.
6) Trying to mow dirt is dumb. It leads to a dust fog.
7) Regardless of who you are, wielding a machete makes you a badass.
3 comments:
haha, now i definitely want to come visit!
you are going to have all kinds of life wisdom after this...
Disturbing...
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